Federation of Dargunn

the end!

left nobok, go to next village on seashore. when reach village speak to chief, the village has had traders from the federation recently, eager to join federation, tell of monkey like people on mountains to west. travel west across sea, reach village in trees during stormy night. villagers=4 foot tall monkey people with bright colored fur of dif patterns. in morning talk to priestess. monkey realm is ruled by empress=goddess. fight champion of village=he had psionic powers, defeat, they agree to send ambassadors to federation. group returns to federation with ambassadors and truadon are welcomed as members of the federation.

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The Silver Surfer
As narrated by Gnarsh the Fang

Right, listen up, bugwits, ‘cos I’m only tellin’ this story once.

So I’m out wandering the jungle after the last o’ me mates keeled over from liverwurm, wonderin’ how I’m going t’get paid fer this, and I run into some silver-skinned fellow (Editor’s note: Christianus Smith) Can’t understand a word he says, but ’e’s not a giant lizard so we stick together a little while, and soon enough we end up runnin’ into a village of those scaly truadon bastards you get out here (Editor’s note: Arnod). Turns out there’s a few other explorers from the Federation out here, plus a couple o’ scalies who can speak proper, so we get to talking and next day I’m proper employed again. On the way we meet some elf, ’e’s got a map the boss says is worth good money when we get back to civilization, so I taps him on the head and we lighten ’is burden a little before we move on.

The next village down the river (Editor’s note: Sif) won’t let us in, keep jabberin’ about evil spirits. Our face-man talks to ’em a while and eventually gets them to send their chief or big man or ’oever out to talk, as long as we stand in the river while we talk. Lizards, right? Anyway eventually he agrees to join the Federation as long as we promise to go away and stop bothering me. Also ’e gives us a rock. Bugger if I know why.

Now the next stop (Nobok), that’s where the story gets good. See, we get there and the only thing their chief wants to talk about is ‘ow their neighbors blasphemed by killing a sacred monster or summat. Turns out the lot we just came from, they’ve been hunting tyrannosaurs, while this lot thinks they’re children of some god or other. So they want us to help punish the other lot. Only, we just got done talkin’ them into signing on with the Federation. Bit awkward to turn around an’ give ‘em a bloody nose, y’know? Me, I don’t think the Federation’d be missing it if we went and knocked the first bunch off the map, but nobody else likes the idea, the boss says we won’t get paid unless we get all the locals, and I guess I’d feel an idjit heading right back up the river to undo last week’s work. They made us spend an hour in the river.

So instead I says: look, boss, this lot is ticked off ‘cos they worship some bloody great lizard they think is a god, how about we convince them Mister Silver over there is a god? So Silver puts on a show, makes his eyes glow and starts spittin’ fire and whatnot, and we tell the head lizard this guy’s a better god than their Great Monster. He doesn’t quite buy it, says the Monster will devour them all if they stop worshipping, so we says, look, this Great Monster lives around here, right? We’ll kill it and prove the Silver Surfer is better. They don’t like it, but nobody’s man enough to try and stop us. Or lizard enough, I guess. Whatever.

So that’s what we do. We follow the big T-rex tracks up to a ridge a few miles off, see a few of the beasts on the way, lot of dead dinos. They don’t bother us. (The rexes don’t, I mean. I guess the dead ones dint either, ‘cept fer the smell.) We set up a few traps, pits and suchlike, ’cos none of us wants to fight this thing mano a monster. Then we look around the hills til we find a huge stinking cave with lots o’ dino footprints around. Now here’s what we do next: one of us climbs up above the cave and gets ready to push a bloody huge rock off as soon as the beastie comes out, another heads into the cave and sets up a big fire to smoke the beast out. Few minutes later we hear a big roar and the Great Monster charges out, fifty feet tall and on fire and roarin’ bloody murder. We drop the rock on him, pour some alcohol and suchlike, and after a minute it keels over. So we chop him up and haul the good bits back to the village.

Now, I can’t read lizard faces worth a damn, but I’d say there were pretty shocked. Their shaman fellow gives the Silver Surfer ‘is feather hat, there’s a feast, they agree to whatever we ask for.

Oh, and the tyrannosaur flambe was bloody good.

That’s the story.

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ghostiness!

robert, and nallik go with truadons hunting, kill t-rex, bring it back to village, they agree to join federation. duiring night the enchanted flower wilts, ghost possesses nallik he tries to kill other truafdons, people knock him unconsciuos. robert sneaks out of village. in morning the village condemns robert and two truadon take him to river and throw him in. robert tries to rescue him, fails. nallik dies. robert stays at village for a few days surviving on stolen food and fish. he then travels back to previuos vilage fishing on way, almost dieng from starvation.

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traveling

when got back to village with elder’s body, feast on raptor body. receve special flower as token to keep roberts ghost at bay. convinced village to join federation. went downriver. on way hiunted dwon giant constrictor and poisonous snake, killed giant bird and giant beetle. after 6 days reach next village, sif. try to convince village to join federation. agree to join hunting party next day to prove value.

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Arnod

when they reach village of arnod, they find elf(robert) already there. He tells them of ghost that haunts him and kills nearest person every night. they become afraid and search out shaman of village. he will stop ghost if they retrieve something a child stole from him. they leave elf with shaman and go to house where child lives. encounter his mother. she claims shaman killed her cousin/husband. they go back to shaman. he claims it(a jawbone) contains a great evil and she wants to release it. they go back and steal jaw bone and run back to village where they give to shaman. meanwhile he performed ritual which surrounded robert with vines and commands him to not move till morning.

In the morning, the group is accused of killing an elder, after some investigation they decide he went hunting during the night. they find his trail and follow it. they find a dead velociraptor, and the elder dead. they bring his body and the raptor back to the village

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WERE-REX!!!

during night they are awoken by a t-rex rampaging in the village. they chase it away. in morning chief tells them that if they kill t-rex he will listen to their arguments for joining the federation. they follow t-rex path and find young truadon boy and bring him back to village. deduce that boy is a were-rex. watch him overnight and he turns into t-rex. tie him down, test if he is were-rex by touching him with silver. in morning follow t-rex trail again, and found truadon footprints, leads to clearing in jungle with large rock. discover opening in rock. go inside and find the wizard lekem with a truadon in a cage. he says that this is the second were-rex he has seen, will not let group kill caged truadon(which need to do to cure young boy of lycanthrpope before the full moon sets). group goes outside. wait until nightfall, trysn sneaks in when lekem is asleep and feeds truadon some meat with silver hidden in side. the truadon eats it, and starts to burn from the inside until he is dead. on his way out trysn tries to assassinate lekem, who awakes and kills him with giant thorny vines. pillowpants came down to help, but is also killed by lekem. rest of group runs away.

went back to village. meet christianus smith, and some servants of his. he was there collecting alchemiocal ingredients. thogrin wants beer so they go searching for fruits and stuff so they can distill some alchohol. kill a triceratops. use its body parts to make a still. go back to village and give triceratops meet to chief. make canoe and go downriver to next village. meet traveling caravan with drugged pack animals. helped them. thogrin gets in fight with guards, almost dies and goes unconscious. group takes him away and they travel downriver until they reach next village.

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exploration part 2

nallik and pillowpants traveled south. on first day, see approaching stampede, chased by 2 t-rex. after stampede meet torunon and yuplik. they are from the hare tribe. decide to go together to tribe. travel to hare. takes 7 days. talk to chief try to convince to join federation. stay overnight

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exploration part 1

in yoker nallik and pillowpants make freinds with city guard, garfunkle, whio gives them his boat. go to rivertown with him, he won’t enter swamp of beast. they travel on river through swamp, meet necromancer in graveyard, convince him to join. near end of swamp meet little boy holding sign, tent behind him. charging 5 silver for entry into the hall of wonders. inside meet professor hardwick. continue on river to zillaton. necromancer decides to stay at zillaton. they convince a young truadon(member of pink claws hunting gang) to accompany them. they travel south, young hunter leaves at base of mountains. they enter pass, find a dead wyvern and harvest fangs and wings. keep traveling south.

jouney=12days on river to zillaton, 4days walking south=16 days total

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truadon city

nallik, a traudon, is travelling through zuburg, meets trysn. trysn is assigned by CO to be guide for nallik. they go to yoker. nallik money/spear is stolen. trysn contacts old freinds in yoker th;at are part of a criminal organization, gets beat up by them. migrad and other dwarves nearby lagh at beaten up trysn. guards break up the fight. migrad and pillowpants make plans to get in on the thunderstalk drug business. nallik and trysn go to library and look at maps and stuff. they met with local authorites. told that they willl be paid one gold for every 30 sq miles(6 mile hex) mapped. also informed of work to prepeare truadon tribes as a region of federation. travel around swamp, follow river to truadon city. talk to truadons, hold plebiscite, truadon vote to join federation. t-rex attacks, every one runs, but trysn. trysn kills trex. they go back to yoker and give regional gov draft to local authorities.

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Death of an Emperor

The group meets a truodon in a city on their way south. After some discussion the truodon agrees to accompany the group on their search for the emperor. Some time later, the group reaches the home of the dwarves. After paying for licenses for magical goods, the group enters the mountain road where they meet a gnome riding a triceratops. Shatner buys the triceratops from the gnome, who had thought the triceratops was a hog and had planned to enter it into a hog race.s. The group hears a scream, so they tie up the triceratops and go to investigate. it is during this that Christianus Smith goes missing. The group encounter some dwarves. 2 dwarves are killed, one runs away, and the last is tied up. The group finds a diary that speaks of Shazu, a name the dwarves had also been saying. The tied dwarf is made to lead us to Shazu, though he could not speak any language that the party could. The group finds a room with a wardrobe, and a tunnel at the back of the wardrobe. Following the tunnel, the group finds the emperor and some guards. The party attacks. After the failed attack, Shazu (a beholder) is summoned by the emperor. The group fights Shazu, but eventually succumbs to his will. They find the gemstone for the staff of the beholder and Shazu destroys it, thus freeing himself from its control. The group then finds the emperor again and allows Shazu to eat him. With the emperor dead, the group continues their travel to the dwarf town.

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